YOU SAID:
Excuse me miss, but would you mind if I stuck my toe in your iced zero calorie Coca Cola?
INTO JAPANESE
すみませんが、アイスゼロカロリーのコカコーラにつま先を刺してもかまいませんか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sorry, can I stab my toe into Coca Cola with zero calories?
INTO JAPANESE
申し訳ありませんが、ゼロカロリーでつま先をコカコーラに刺すことはできますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sorry, can I stab my toe into Coca Cola with zero calories?
Come on, you can do better than that.