YOU SAID:
Excuse me madam, but do you have any Grey Poupon?
INTO JAPANESE
マダム、すみません、グレープーポンを持っているか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
madam, excuse me, have the grey poupon?
INTO JAPANESE
マダム、すみません、灰色のマスタードがあるか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
madam, excuse me, grey mustard?
INTO JAPANESE
マダム、すみません、灰色のマスタードか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
madam, excuse me, grey mustard?
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