YOU SAID:
Excuse me I have a huge tiny dog
INTO JAPANESE
すみません、私は巨大な小型犬を飼っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
sorry i have a huge small dog
INTO JAPANESE
申し訳ありませんが、私は巨大な小型犬を飼っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
sorry i have a huge small dog
You should move to Japan!