YOU SAID:
Excuse me but your trousers appear to be on fire
INTO JAPANESE
失礼ですが、あなたのズボンは、火のように見える
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Forgive me, but your pants looks like
INTO JAPANESE
許して下さい、しかしようにパンツ見える
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Forgive me, but looks pants
INTO JAPANESE
見えるパンツ、私を許してください。
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Please forgive me pants look, I.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンの一見を許してください私。
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Please forgive me pants look at me.
INTO JAPANESE
パンツ見て私を許してください。
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Pants, please forgive me.
INTO JAPANESE
パンツ、お許しください。
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Please excuse the pants.
INTO JAPANESE
ズボンをお許しください。
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Please excuse the pants.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.