YOU SAID:
Excuse me, but I identify as a unicorn attack helicopter with deluxe cup holders. Don't assume genders.
INTO JAPANESE
すみませんが、私は豪華なカップホルダー付きのユニコーン攻撃ヘリコプターだと自認しています。性別を推測しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sorry, but I identify as a unicorn attack helicopter with a plush cup holder. Please don't assume gender.
INTO JAPANESE
申し訳ありませんが、私は豪華なカップホルダーを備えたユニコーン攻撃ヘリコプターだと自認しています。性別を推測しないでください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Sorry, but I identify as a unicorn attack helicopter with a plush cup holder. Please don't assume gender.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.