YOU SAID:
Everytime you quaggle, God moppels a shmeerp.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがぐらつくたびに、神はshmeerpを拭きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every time you wobble, God wipes shmeerp.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたがぐらつくたびに、神はshmeerpを拭きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every time you wobble, God wipes shmeerp.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.