YOU SAID:

Everyone wants to do something useful, so ill do all the uselessness

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが何か役に立つことをしたいので、すべての役に立たないことをします

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Everyone wants to do something useful, so do all the useless things

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが何か役に立つことをしたいので、役に立たないことをすべてやりなさい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone wants to do something useful, so do everything that doesn't help

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが何か役に立つことをしたいので、役に立たないことはすべてやりなさい

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone wants to do something useful, so do everything that doesn't help