YOU SAID:
Everyone wants a baby but the thing is that they smell horrible and and spill their disgusting fluids everywhere and are loud and needy.
INTO JAPANESE
誰もが赤ちゃんを望んでいますが、事は彼らが恐ろしい匂いがし、嫌な液体をどこにでもこぼして、騒々しくて貧しいということです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone wants a baby, but the thing is that they smell horrible, spill disgusting liquid everywhere, noisy and poor.
INTO JAPANESE
誰もが赤ちゃんを望んでいますが、物事は彼らが恐ろしい臭いがすることです、どこでも嫌な液体をこぼして、騒々しくて貧しいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone wants a baby, but the thing is that they smell horrible, spilling disgusting liquid everywhere, noisy and poor.
INTO JAPANESE
誰もが赤ちゃんを望んでいますが、問題は、彼らが恐ろしい臭いがすることです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone wants a baby, but the problem is that they smell horrible.
INTO JAPANESE
誰もが赤ちゃんを望んでいますが、問題は彼らが恐ろしいにおいがすることです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone wants a baby, but the problem is that they smell horrible.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.