YOU SAID:

everyone looks better with hot pockets on their noses. its a factoid.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが自分の鼻の上にホットポケットを置いて見栄えがします。それは事実です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone puts hot pockets on their noses and looks good. That is a fact.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが自分の鼻にホットポケットを付けて見栄えがします。それは事実です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone has a nice look with a hot pocket on their nose. That is a fact.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが鼻に熱いポケットを付けて見栄えがします。それは事実です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone has a nice hot pocket and it looks great. That is a fact.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もがすてきなホットポケットを持っていて、見栄えがします。それは事実です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone has a nice hot pocket and it looks good. That is a fact.

INTO JAPANESE

誰もが素敵なホットポケットを持っていて、それはよさそうです。それは事実です。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone has a nice hot pocket and it looks good. That is a fact.