YOU SAID:
Everyone has a plan 'till they get punched in the mouth.
INTO JAPANESE
口の中にパンチを取得まで誰も計画しています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mouth punch plan everyone to acquire.
INTO JAPANESE
口パンチは、誰もが取得する予定です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Mouth punch is going to get anyone.
INTO JAPANESE
口の中のパンチは、誰を得るつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Punch in the mouth is going to get anyone.
INTO JAPANESE
口の中にパンチは、人を得るつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Punch in the mouth is going to get them.
INTO JAPANESE
口の中にパンチは、それらを得るつもりです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Punch in the mouth is going to get them.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.