YOU SAID:
Everyday I look into mah mirror and cry because there's an onion in my mirror and I'm crying because I hate onions and I hate you
INTO JAPANESE
毎日、鏡に玉ねぎが入っているのでマーミラーを見て泣きます。玉ねぎが嫌いで、あなたが嫌いなので泣いています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every day, there are onions in the mirror, so I look at Marmiller and cry. I hate onions and cry because you hate
INTO JAPANESE
毎日、鏡に玉ねぎがありますので、マーミラーを見て泣きます。あなたが嫌いだから私は玉ねぎが嫌いで泣く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every day, there are onions in the mirror, so I look at Marmiller and cry. I hate you and cry because I hate you
INTO JAPANESE
毎日、鏡に玉ねぎがありますので、マーミラーを見て泣きます。私はあなたが嫌いだからあなたを憎み、泣く
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every day, there are onions in the mirror, so I look at Marmiller and cry. I hate you and cry because I hate you
That didn't even make that much sense in English.