YOU SAID:

Everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at.

INTO JAPANESE

誰も猫、猫の唯一の猫であるを知っているので。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

No cat, is the only cat who knows.

INTO JAPANESE

猫も知っている唯一の猫ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Only the cat knows the cat is not.

INTO JAPANESE

猫だけは、猫ではない知っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Cat as a cat does not know.

INTO JAPANESE

猫の猫が分かっていないようです。

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Cat is not known.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は知られていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat is not known.

INTO JAPANESE

猫は知られていません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

The cat is not known.