YOU SAID:
Everybody shut up! I have an erection
INTO JAPANESE
みんな黙れ!私は勃起しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shut up everyone! I am erect
INTO JAPANESE
みんな黙れ!私は直立しています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shut up everyone! I am upright
INTO JAPANESE
みんな黙れ!私は直立している
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Shut up everyone! I am upright
You should move to Japan!