YOU SAID:

Everybody has to love cake or I will set cats upon them

INTO JAPANESE

みんながケーキを愛さなければならないさもないと、私は彼らに猫を置きます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone has to love the cake, or I'll put a cat on them.

INTO JAPANESE

みんなケーキが好きなんだ。さもないと猫をつけてやるよ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone likes cake. Otherwise, I'll follow the cat.

INTO JAPANESE

みんなケーキが好きだ。さもなければ、猫についていく。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Everyone likes cake. Otherwise, I'll follow the cat.