YOU SAID:
everybody has a plan until you are punched in the face
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが顔を殴られるまで誰もが計画を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Everyone has a plan until you hit your face
INTO JAPANESE
誰もがあなたの顔を打つまでプランを持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a plan until everyone hits your face
INTO JAPANESE
私は誰もがあなたの顔に当たるまで計画を持っている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I have a plan until everyone hits your face
Well done, yes, well done!