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Every time you yell at your kids put a quarter in your no yelling sock and soon you'll have a weapon to beat-

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがあなたの子供に怒鳴るたびにあなたの怒鳴らない靴下に4分の1を入れてください、そしてすぐにあなたは打ち負かす武器を手に入れるでしょう-

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Put a quarter in your non-screaming socks every time you yell at your kid, and soon you'll get a defeating weapon-

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがあなたの子供に怒鳴るたびにあなたの悲鳴を上げない靴下に4分の1を入れてください、そしてすぐにあなたは敗北する武器を手に入れるでしょう-

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put a quarter in your socks that won't scream every time you yell at your kid, and soon you'll get a defeating weapon-

INTO JAPANESE

あなたがあなたの子供に怒鳴るたびに悲鳴を上げることのないあなたの靴下に4分の1を入れてください、そしてすぐにあなたは敗北する武器を手に入れるでしょう-

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Put a quarter in your socks that won't scream every time you yell at your kid, and soon you'll get a defeating weapon-