YOU SAID:
Every time I lift something, I'm scared my arm might start spurting blood like one of those trick flowers that clowns have, but instead of water, definitely blood.
INTO JAPANESE
私が何かを持ち上げるたびに、私の腕は道化師が持っているそれらのトリックな花の1つのように血を噴き出し始めるかもしれませんが、水の代わりに、確かに血。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every time I lift something, my arms may begin to bleed like one of those trick flowers that the clown has, but certainly blood instead of water.
INTO JAPANESE
私が何かを持ち上げるたびに、私の腕は道化師が持っているそれらのトリックな花の1つのように出血し始めるかもしれませんが、確かに水の代わりに血。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every time I lift something, my arms may begin to bleed like one of those trick flowers that the clown has, but certainly blood instead of water.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.