YOU SAID:
every time i fall asleep i get into an existential crisis
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私は実存的危機に入るたびに眠りに落ちる
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Fall asleep whenever I get into an existential crisis
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私は実存的危機に入るときに眠りに落ちる
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An existential crisis when I fall asleep
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眠りに落ちるときの実存的危機
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An existential crisis when falling asleep
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眠りに落ちるときの実存的危機
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An existential crisis when falling asleep
That didn't even make that much sense in English.