YOU SAID:

every time i eat KFC i'm ten minutes closer to death

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私は KFC を食べるたびに私は死に近い 10 分

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I was close enough to death every time I eat KFC

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私は死に十分に近い私は KFC を食べるたびに

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Every time I eat KFC is close enough to death I

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私は KFC を食べるたびに、死に近づいた私

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I approached the death whenever I eat KFC

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私は KFC を食べ、死に近づいた

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I ate KFC and approaching death

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KFC と死に近づいてを食べました

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Approaching death with KFC I ate

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食べた KFC と死に近づいて

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Approaching death ate KFC

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ケンタッキーフライド チキンを食べて死に近づいています。

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Eating Kentucky Fried chicken, is close to death.

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ケンタッキーのフライド チキンを食べ、死に近いです。

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Eating Kentucky Fried chicken, is close to death.