YOU SAID:

Every once in a while I find a skunk in my backyard and I hit it with a shoven and it poops all over me.

INTO JAPANESE

たまに裏庭でスカンクを見つけて、それを突き刺して叩くと、それが私のいたるところにうんちをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Occasionally I find a skunk in the backyard, stab it and hit it, and it poops everywhere in me.

INTO JAPANESE

時々、裏庭でスカンクを見つけて、それを刺して叩くと、それは私のいたるところにうんちをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I find a skunk in the backyard, stab it and hit it and it poops everywhere in me.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私は裏庭でスカンクを見つけ、それを刺してそれを打つと、それは私のいたるところにうんちをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I find a skunk in the backyard, stab it and hit it, and it poops everywhere in me.

INTO JAPANESE

時々私は裏庭でスカンクを見つけ、それを刺してそれを叩きます、そしてそれは私の至る所でうんちをします。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sometimes I find a skunk in the backyard, stab it and hit it, and it poops everywhere in me.