YOU SAID:
Every day I throw myself down the stairs for attention.
INTO JAPANESE
私は毎日、注意を引くために階段を降ります。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I go down the stairs every day to get my attention.
INTO JAPANESE
私は毎日階段を下りて注意を引きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I go down the stairs every day to get my attention.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.