YOU SAID:

Every day I eat an entire pound of mayonnaise because I am a sad, sad little man.

INTO JAPANESE

私は悲しい、悲しい小さな男なので毎日私はマヨネーズを丸ごと食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I am a sad, sad little man so I eat mayonnaise every day

INTO JAPANESE

私は悲しい、悲しい小さな男なので毎日マヨネーズを食べます

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat mayonnaise every day because I am a sad, sad little man

INTO JAPANESE

私は毎日マヨネーズを食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat mayonnaise every day.

INTO JAPANESE

私は毎日マヨネーズを食べます。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I eat mayonnaise every day.