YOU SAID:
every day i die and smoke weed
INTO JAPANESE
毎日私は死んで煙草を吸う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every day I die and smoke a cigarette
INTO JAPANESE
毎日私は死んでタバコを吸う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every day I suck smoke dead
INTO JAPANESE
毎日私は煙を死んで吸う
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every day I'm dead smoke, smoke
INTO JAPANESE
毎日私は死んで煙、煙
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Every day I'm dead smoke, smoke
That didn't even make that much sense in English.