YOU SAID:
Everth lacks brain cells
INTO JAPANESE
エバースは脳細胞を欠いている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evers lacks brain cells
INTO JAPANESE
エバーズには脳細胞がありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evers has no brain cells
INTO JAPANESE
エバーズには脳細胞がありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evers has no brain cells
That didn't even make that much sense in English.