YOU SAID:
Evan's zipper is open because he has no brain.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は脳があるないために、エヴァンのジッパーがオープンです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan zipper is open, not because he has a brain.
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンのジッパーは、彼が脳を開きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan zipper opens his brain.
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンのジッパーは彼の脳を開きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan's zipper open his brain.
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンのジッパーは彼の脳を開きます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan's zipper open his brain.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.