YOU SAID:
Evan quarters is a big ole poopy head
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンの四分の一は大きな ole poopy 頭です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One-quarter of the Evan is a big ole poopy head.
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンの四分の一は、大の ole poopy 頭です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
One-quarter of the Evan is a big ole poopy head.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.