YOU SAID:
Evan lost his virginity to a clock
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンは時計に処女を失った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan lost his virginity to the watch
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンは時計の処女を失った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan lost his watch virginity
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンは時計の処女を失った
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan lost his watch virginity
Come on, you can do better than that.