YOU SAID:
Evan is the dumbest person to walk the known earth.
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンは、知られている地球を歩く非常識な人です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan is the dumbest person walking the Earth is known.
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンは地球を歩いて最も物の言えない人が知られています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan is known the most objectless person by walking the earth.
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンは地球を歩くことによって最も無実の人として知られています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan is known as the most innocent by walking on the earth.
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンは地球上を歩くことで最も無邪気な人として知られています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan is known as the most innocent person by walking on the earth.
INTO JAPANESE
エヴァンは地球上を歩くことで最も無実の人物として知られています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Evan is known as the most innocent person by walking on the earth.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.