YOU SAID:

Evan is a silly little rat. Oh wait, that is Eva! Not Evan! Oh my lord! I cannot believe I messed that up!

INTO JAPANESE

エヴァンは愚かな小さなネズミです。ちょっと待って、それがエヴァだ！エヴァンじゃない！あらまあ！私がそれを台無しにしたなんて信じられない！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Evan is a stupid little rat. Wait a minute, it's Eva! Not Evan! Oh my! I can't believe I messed it up!

INTO JAPANESE

エヴァンは愚かな小さなネズミです。ちょっと待って、エヴァだ！エヴァンじゃない！オーマイ！私はそれを台無しにしたなんて信じられない!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Evan is a stupid little rat. Hold on, it's Eva! Not Evan! Oh my! I can't believe I messed it up!

INTO JAPANESE

エヴァンは愚かな小さなネズミです。ちょっと待って、エヴァだ！エヴァンじゃない！オーマイ！私はそれを台無しにしたなんて信じられない!

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Evan is a stupid little rat. Hold on, it's Eva! Not Evan! Oh my! I can't believe I messed it up!