YOU SAID:
Etika won't play Minecraft.
INTO JAPANESE
Etika は、Minecraft を再生されません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ETIKA does not play minecraft.
INTO JAPANESE
ETIKA は、minecraft を再生しません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ETIKA does not play, minecraft.
INTO JAPANESE
ETIKA が再生されません、minecraft。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ETIYA not playing minecraft.
INTO JAPANESE
ETIYA minecraft をプレイしていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ETIYA minecraft doesn't play.
INTO JAPANESE
ETIYA minecraft をプレイしていません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
ETIYA minecraft doesn't play.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.