YOU SAID:
Ethan stole my side bestfriend's girlfriend
INTO JAPANESE
イーサンは親友のガールフレンドを盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ethan stole his best friend's girlfriend
INTO JAPANESE
イーサンは親友のガールフレンドを盗んだ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ethan stole his best friend's girlfriend
That's deep, man.