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ethan is my epic friend he hits the wip and nay nay

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イーサンは私の壮大な友人であり、彼はwipを打ち、いやいやいや

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Ethan is my grand friend and he hits the wip, no no no

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イーサンは私の偉大な友人であり、彼はワイプを打つ、いやいやいや

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Ethan is my great friend and he hits the wipe, no no no

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イーサンは私の親友であり、彼はワイプを打つ、いやいやいやいや

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Ethan is my best friend, he hits the wipe, no no no no

INTO JAPANESE

イーサンは私の親友、彼はワイプを打つ、いやいやいやいや

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Ethan is my best friend, he hits the wipe, no no no no