YOU SAID:
ernie get off the mailbox's bog of greatness
INTO JAPANESE
アーニーはメールボックスの偉大さの沼を降りる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Ernie gets off the swamp of the greatness of the mailbox
INTO JAPANESE
アーニーはメールボックスの偉大さの湿地から降りる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Arnie descends from the wetland of the greatness of the mailbox
INTO JAPANESE
アーニーはメールボックスの偉大さの湿地から降りる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Arnie descends from the wetland of the greatness of the mailbox
That didn't even make that much sense in English.