YOU SAID:
eric eats rice electronically with his waifu-onni-chan
INTO JAPANESE
エリックは、彼の waifu onni ちゃんと電子的にごはんを食べる
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eric eats the rice he waifu onni-Chan and electronically
INTO JAPANESE
エリックは、飯を食う彼 waifu onni ちゃんと電子的に
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eric, he eats the rice waifu onni and electronically
INTO JAPANESE
エリックは、彼の食べる米 waifu onni と電子的に
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eric eats his rice waifu onni and electronically
INTO JAPANESE
エリックを食べる彼の米 waifu onni と電子的に
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Eric eats his rice waifu onni and electronically
That didn't even make that much sense in English.