YOU SAID:
Epic man do epic thing
INTO JAPANESE
壮大な男は壮大なことをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Magnificent guys do grand things
INTO JAPANESE
壮大な男は壮大なことをする
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grand man does grand things
INTO JAPANESE
グランドマンは壮大なことをします
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Grandman does grand things
INTO JAPANESE
おじいさんは素晴らしいことをします
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Grandfather does great things
INTO JAPANESE
祖父は素晴らしいことをします
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Grandfather does great things
That didn't even make that much sense in English.