YOU SAID:
Englishmen are splendid, their wives are rather nice. And even though they're rather dear, they're cheap at half the price.
INTO JAPANESE
イギリス人は素晴らしく、彼らの妻はかなりいい人です。そして、彼らはかなり愛らしいですが、彼らは半分の価格で安いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The British are great and their wives are pretty nice. And while they are pretty adorable, they are cheap at half the price.
INTO JAPANESE
イギリス人は素晴らしく、彼らの妻はかなりいい人です。そして、彼らはかなり愛らしいですが、彼らは半分の価格で安いです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The British are great and their wives are pretty nice. And while they are pretty adorable, they are cheap at half the price.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.