YOU SAID:
England has 76 anteaters pooing right now
INTO JAPANESE
イギリスでは現在76匹のアリクイがうんちをしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are currently 76 anteaters pooping in the UK
INTO JAPANESE
英国では現在76頭のアリクイが糞をしている
BACK INTO ENGLISH
There are currently 76 anteaters pooping in the UK
You should move to Japan!