YOU SAID:

Emmet is a cookie so hard you can't even chew it because it turns out it is not a cookie it is a chainsaw.

INTO JAPANESE

Emmetはクッキーなので、チェーンソーではないことがわかったので、噛むことすらできません。

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Emmet can't even chew because he found out it wasn't a chainsaw because it's a cookie.

INTO JAPANESE

エメットはクッキーだからチェーンソーじゃないとわかったから噛むことさえできない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Emmett's a cookie, and I know it's not a chainsaw, so I can't even chew.

INTO JAPANESE

エメットはクッキーだしチェーンソーじゃないから噛めない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Emmett's a cookie, not a chainsaw, so I can't chew.

INTO JAPANESE

エメットはクッキーだチェーンソーじゃないだから噛めない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Emmett's a cookie, not a chainsaw, so I can't chew.