YOU SAID:
Elmo is my dad, he and big bird touch me and my teddy bear.
INTO JAPANESE
エルモは私の父は、彼と大きな鳥に触れる私と私のテディベア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elmo big bird as he touches me and my teddy bear is my father.
INTO JAPANESE
エルモ ビッグバード彼は私と私のテディベアに触れる私の父です。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elmo big bird he is touching me and my teddy bear my father.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私と私のテディーは触れてエルモ ビッグバード クマ私の父。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He touched me and my Teddy Elmo big bird bear my father.
INTO JAPANESE
彼は私に触れたし、私テディ エルモ ビッグバード クマ私の父。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
He touched me and my Teddy Elmo big bird bear my father.
Come on, you can do better than that.