YOU SAID:
Elmo is my dad, he and big bird touch me and Mr E, my teddy bear.
INTO JAPANESE
Elmoは私のお父さん、彼と大鳥は私に触れ、Mr E、私のテディベアです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elmo is my dad, he and the birds touch me, Mr E, my teddy bear.
INTO JAPANESE
Elmoは私のお父さんです、彼と私の鳥は私に触れます、Eさん、私のテディベア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elmo is my dad, he and my bird touches me, E, my teddy bear.
INTO JAPANESE
エルモは私のお父さん、彼と私の鳥は私に触れる、E、私のテディベア。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elmo is my dad, he and my bird touches me, E, my teddy bear.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.