YOU SAID:
ELLO MATE! I'm fake british!
INTO JAPANESE
エロメイト!私は偽のイギリス人です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Erotic mate! I am a fake British!
INTO JAPANESE
エロ仲間!私は偽の英国人です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Erotic friends! I am a fake British!
INTO JAPANESE
エロ友達!私は偽の英国人です!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Erotic friends! I am a fake British!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.