YOU SAID:
ello i am under da watter pls help me
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、私はdaの下にいます。助けてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hi i am under da. Help me
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、da です。助けて
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello i'm da help
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、お手伝いです
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello i need your help
INTO JAPANESE
こんにちは、あなたの助けが必要です
BACK INTO ENGLISH
hello i need your help
That didn't even make that much sense in English.