YOU SAID:
Ello governor! would you like a spot of tea?
INTO JAPANESE
エロ知事!お茶を一杯いかがですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Erotic governor! How about a cup of tea?
INTO JAPANESE
エロ知事!お茶はいかがですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Erotic governor! How about tea?
INTO JAPANESE
エロ知事!お茶はどうですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Erotic governor! How about tea?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.