YOU SAID:
Eliminate hypocrisy that doesn't mind-melt your hamster in Topeka.
INTO JAPANESE
偽善はしない心溶かすトピーカにあなたのハムスターを排除します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hypocrisy is Topeka melt the heart does not eliminate your Hamster.
Come on, you can do better than that.