YOU SAID:
Eliminate hypocrisy that doesn't mind-melt your hamster in Topeka.
INTO JAPANESE
偽善はしない心溶かすトピーカにあなたのハムスターを排除します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hypocrisy is Topeka melt the heart does not eliminate your Hamster.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.