YOU SAID:
Eli's hair is bad and Charlie is so short
INTO JAPANESE
江田さんの髪が悪いとチャーリーは短いので
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Julia's hair is bad, and Charlie is so short
INTO JAPANESE
ジュリアの髪が悪いとチャーリーは短いので
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Julia's hair is bad, and Charlie is so short
That didn't even make that much sense in English.