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elephants are pretty cool, if you ask me.
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象は私に尋ねればかなりかっこいいです。
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The elephant is pretty cool if you ask me.
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あなたが私に尋ねれば象はかなりクールです。
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Elephants are pretty cool if you ask me.
INTO JAPANESE
象は私に尋ねればかなりかっこいいです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
The elephant is pretty cool if you ask me.
INTO JAPANESE
あなたが私に尋ねれば象はかなりクールです。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Elephants are pretty cool if you ask me.
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