YOU SAID:
Ej! I v pokhod, i v pokhod, Nas volna morskaja zhdyot ne dozhdyotsa. Nas zovyot morskaja dal, I priboj!
INTO JAPANESE
Ej!私 v pokhod 私 v pokhod、Nas volna morskaja zhdyot ネ dozhdyotsa。 Nas zovyot morskaja dal、私 priboj!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
EJ! I pokhod v I v pokhod, zhdyot Nas volna morskaja ne dozhdyotsa. NAS zovyot morskaja dal, I priboj!
INTO JAPANESE
EJ!私 pokhod v 私 v pokhod、zhdyot Nas volna morskaja ne dozhdyotsa。NAS zovyot morskaja dal、私 priboj!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
EJ! I pokhod v I v pokhod, zhdyot Nas volna morskaja ne dozhdyotsa. NAS zovyot morskaja dal, I priboj!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.