YOU SAID:
Einstein is a dog and he is tired of being alone all so he is on the couch licking himself so he doesn't have to take a bath
INTO JAPANESE
アインシュタインは犬です、そして、彼は一人でいることにうんざりしているので、彼はソファを舐めているので彼は風呂に入る必要はありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Einstein is a dog, and he is tired of being alone, so he does not need to take a bath as he is licking the sofa.
INTO JAPANESE
アインシュタインは犬です、そして、彼は一人でいることにうんざりしているので、彼はソファをなめているので彼は風呂に入る必要はありません。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Einstein is a dog, and he is tired of being alone, so he does not need to take a bath as he is licking the sofa.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
