YOU SAID:
Ehm uh.. Why are you a bird again.
INTO JAPANESE
ええと、なぜあなたはもう鳥ですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well uh, why you are there?
INTO JAPANESE
えー、なぜあなたはありますか。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh-, why are you?.
INTO JAPANESE
オハイオ州-、なぜですか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Oh -, why?
INTO JAPANESE
どうして?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can I ask why ?
INTO JAPANESE
どうして?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Can I ask why ?
That didn't even make that much sense in English.