YOU SAID:
Eh yo home dog. Where you at today? Getting some weed?
INTO JAPANESE
ええと、家の犬。今日はどこですか?雑草を取りますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, home dog. Where is today? Do you take weeds?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、家の犬。今日はどこにありますか?あなたは雑草を取りますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, the dog of the house. Where is today? Do you take weeds?
INTO JAPANESE
さて、家の犬。今日はどこにありますか?あなたは雑草を取りますか?
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Well, the dog of the house. Where is today? Do you take weeds?
You should move to Japan!